Thursday, September 23, 2010

To bridge card game humor - get a giggle from your bridge game


If a player opened the invitation to tender with three Q J combinations plus a K J, observers commented: 'Looks as if he has thirteen points in low cards.' Two players were to get on the road to a cup of coffee. Ted: How is your game tonight? Jed: Not so good. I budget on the production of three idiotic mistakes of each session, but we played only eight hands, and I have already twice divider. An old lady love found in the play against two very famous Grand Master. Her partner was a distinguished chess Grandmaster.

Feeling significantly downgraded, spent the entire match praying for 4-3-3-3 Yarborough (that is, a hand with no card higher than a 9), so you would have no decisions meet and could a decision be criticized at the kibitzers forever incorrectly. You worked very hard in the invitation to try to ensure that her famous partner to all hands played. Had been reasonably successful with your Relais-system until this monster came: A K Q A 6 K Q J 10 9 you and your partner played 8 A K two Benjamin and automatic 2 diamond open one in this method that you had, that promises a hand by 23 points or more, or least enough for game in a own hand.However, you thought when you opened 2 diamonds, is very likely that the final agreement could be 5, 6 or even 7 diamonds and then would you hand spielen.Daher 2 diamond opening refused and instead open 2 clubs showed 19-22 points, tricks play about 8-9.

This clever trick was in anticipation of your partner the 2 diamond offer negative response in this case he would end up as divider if final contract randomly in diamonds. However the contract proved 6 Spades, played by your partner of course and after was the lead and you dummy this gigantic Grand Master on your right staring at filed dummy, goggle eyed and said: ' good grief! This is the largest eight games trick hand I've ever seen. What do you need to open with 2 diamonds? ' Your answer: "Weak opponents." It is not uncommon for players to play these days "professionally". This means that you're set of individuals to pay a fee to play a session or tournament with a professional. The fee varies depending on skill and status of the professional. This conversation was at the local club heard: ' I think there's some bridge professionals who make more money than the Prime Minister. ' ' Why not? You play much better. ' Set the smart alec's table two new players. "We are newcomers," said one. "Really?" What order? ' A beginner had just started to play double and was very, very nervous. On one early source if your partner 4 No. trumps, called knew only what you should do so she confidently replied: ' five... five... uh...ACEs! '

Most clubs are are special sessions for novice players. In our Club, the Director is a highly skilled player can help the Novice when a problem has occurred. Such a novice evening, the following incident took place: the commandments had begun a bid: no bid: no bid... the fourth player intends his cards and it was clear that he did not know what he should do his dismay. Finally he put his hand and excuse yourself from the table, he sought the Director. 'What I should open if I keep thirty-two points?' he asked. ' Who are you kidding? You see, if you have thirty-two points, you can sleep with my wife.""What is your wife?"'"The Director pointed out that his wife, and the player is returned to the table.'No bid.'








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Ron Klinger is probably the world's leading bridge author and teacher with over fifty books on his Kredit.Er is an Australian chess grandmaster and international master a world Bridge Federation.


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