Bridge game stories to make you laugh

"Would you care for a friendly game cards?"
"No, let's play bridge."

"Do you want to the individual championship play?"
' No, of course not.Do you think I 27 different partners get angry in me?"

The late Keith McNeil was one of the most famous and best liked characters on the Australian bridge Szene.Er acquired international fame through his bidding Forum, an integral part of Australian bridge magazine often hilarious, invariably witty. While he regular bridge columnist for the Adelaide daily mail was he recited, tongue-in-cheek, its methods for dealing with players that he was facing on the best conditions.

1. If someone likes you, she write good hands until your.
(2) If someone really likes you, you write your poor hands.
(3) If you intensively like someone dislike until someone's write poor hands, but attribute to the player, you.
(4) If you detest someone absolutely and completely write its good hands, but their fine play attribute on your partner.

"When did you learn to play bridge? I know it was time this morning, but what this morning?"

Definition of a bridge expert: a player who is so knowledgeable about bridge that he can criticize his partner play without exposing his own great ignorance.

'How I played this hand?'
"Under a false name. '"

"Why are you so glum?"
"The doctor told me I can play bridge."
' Aha.So played also with you?'

"I have this terrible inferiority complex about my bridge."
"Are didn't."
"No?"
' No.Deine bridge has really been unsuccessful.'

Question: What have you, when four players that conflict with each other, all cry at the same time all appeal against a decision that made by the Director?
Answer: Din of injustice.

Sam Goldwyn, the famous film producer, switching to outdo its bridge partners for your hand.
"But how could I know you had nothing?" asked.
"You hear to keep me?" was the answer.

The term ' Plotch ' the bridge is slang for a terrible mistake a Fehler.Nach two serious errors artificial divider, yet one more error to machen.Canberras Bill Gray, who the bridge yarns can rotate all day, was to defend and announced: ' Aha.Die Plotch condensed.'

In a regional championship in Ottawa, a local player is open, with 1 diamond and the partner of the visiting expert a jump obituary made doubled 2 Pik.Der third player.
The expert waited some clarifications of duplicate, but none were bevorstehenden.Nach simmer for some time, he turned to the opener and complained testily: ' at the clubs where I we attention play, our negative doubles. '
The opener turned to the experts and demurely replied: ' we play at the club where I play not negative doubles. '
Expert and his partner went 800 in 2 Spades doubled.

West: ' Oh love, Partner.Norden's divider wieder.Jetzt will have you find other bad leadership.'

South, writing in the score: ' 5 diamonds doubled - East - down four vulnerable - minus 1100. '
North, East: "have you in a node are."
East: We certainly nicht.Unser was path with nothing but good conventions paved.'

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Ron Klinger is probably the world's leading bridge author and teacher with over fifty books on his Kredit.Er is an Australian chess grandmaster and international master a world Bridge Federation.