Tuesday, April 7, 2009

This Information came from the ACBL Bulletin for April

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL NON-LIFE MASTERS


Effective January 1, 2010 the requirements for attaining Life Master status will change.

The new requirements will not apply to ACBL members in good standing whose dues are current as of December 31, 2009,

and who maintain continuous membership in the ACBL until they become Life Masters. What are the new requirements? Read More...

As of January 1, 2010, the requirements for attaining Life Master status will change to 500 total masterpoints, of which, 50 must be gold or platinum, 50 red, gold or platinum, 75 silver and 75 black.

What does this mean to you?

If you are not a Life Master and your ACBL membership is not active as of December 31, 2009, you will be required to fulfill the new Life Master requirements.

It also means that if you let your ACBL membership lapse after January 1, 2010, before you become a Life Master, the new requirements will apply to you.

So, if you are not currently an ACBL member – now would be an excellent time to join! Click

here to join as a new member

or click here to re-new your membership.

You Could Be Part of ACBL History

The 7th edition of the Official Encyclopedia of Bridge is in the works and is scheduled for publication in late 2011 to coincide with the 75th anniversary

of the founding of the ACBL.

The biographies section of the encyclopedia will be different from past editions, emphasizing personal information (interesting hobbies,

accomplishments outside of bridge, etc. ) as much as trophies and masterpoint holdings.

Perhaps you have hiked the Appalachian Trail, visited all seven continents or once played professional table tennis.

These are the kinds of personal items that will make the bio section more readable.

We haven't decided yet on the ultimate criteria for inclusion in the biographies section,

but with your help the next edition will be the best ever published.

Click here to fill out a questionnaire. Be sure to include a working email address in case the editors have questions
thanks
Jerry Lemieux

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Hi, I guess you might want to know why I play duplicate Bridge!
well the answer is! This is my hobby. I play bridge because it is my substitute for my sporting days and competition in them has gone the way of the dinosaurs. However I love to follow them on TV or go to live sporting events when i am able to!

I play duplicate bridge on the weekends just about every week of the year.
Sometimes I play tournaments on some weekends., and I use my vacation to set up my bridge tournament activity.

This following week 4-13-09 thru 4-20-09 we have a tournament in Gatlinburg Tenn. It is one of our most popular tournaments of the year in the ACBL.

The ACBL standing for the organization that gives us master points for placing well in a tournament session(s).

The ACBL stands for American Contract Bridge League.

You receive a ACBL magazine monthly with a page showing your current Masterpoint ratings and or points gained oveer the last Month. There also is aw ebsite where you cango to see results of tournaments or your avccount information. Here is the website for the ACBL below : if you are interested click on it and visit the website for more info.
http://www.acbl.org

To explain duplicate bridge there are 2 directions people sit at the time. you have 1 pair (2 players) for each direction for each table involved in the session.
A pair is either North-South or East-West, signified bty the table no 1 thru the total no's of tables
playing in the session or event; as an example 1N-S or or 7 E-W. I can explain more specifically,
If you have any questions, please follow the blog and comment and leave your blog for comment for me and I will be glad to answer any and all questions
have a great day
Thanks,
In His Service
Jerry Lemieux
jerrlem@tampabay.rr.com
An Incredible Opportunity
http://theplanx.com

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

If you are a Civil War era buff,
You will love these.

You may find this rather interesting. To enlarge a photo and find out more about it,
just click on it and then another click on the photo will return it to original size.


No matter what side your family was on, it is hard to look at some of the pictures and not think....
is that one of your ancestors that did not make it back home?


http://www.mikelynaugh.com/VirtualCivilWar/New/Originals2/index.html




Thanks,
In His Service
Jerry Lemieux
jerrlem@tampabay.rr.com




This is an unbelievable Display. Take a look for your self.
This is really awesome.

Kim Komando’s Video of the Day » Blog Archive » A miniature wonderland
Source: videos.komando.com
This YouTube video features an amazing tourist destination. Germany has many historical landmarks and tasty beer gardens. You’ll also find the largest model railway in the world.
best wishes


Thanks,
In His Service
Jerry Lemieux
jerrlem@tampabay.rr.com



Sunday, March 29, 2009

Hi,
I played in a bridge tournament this weekend. It featured pair games on Fri and Sat and A Knockout starting Fri afternoon going thru Sat Night. and then swiss Team games on Sunday.
A 48 bd play thru. We played 6 matches w/8 boards at each match.

My results

We were knocked out on Fri, so I played with one partner in a separate pair game for Sat Morning.

we didn't place. I played on Sat afternoon with another partner and we took 2nd pl overall in Flt B as a result we are going to play on Fri nights game as a regular partnership and maybe more when tournaments come up in the future.
Sunday we won 2 of the 6 matches and missed finishing in the flt B overall standings.

Even though we didn't do that well we had a good time.
My niche is duplicate bridge maybe you can share share your nichee and follow my blog for mor articles on games of other kind also. I would love to follow your blogs also
thanks
Jerry

Thursday, March 26, 2009

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

THINK ABOUT IT! MOST MEMBERS OF CONGRESS ARE LAWYERS

Monday, March 23, 2009

ACBL Masterpoint Rranking

Hi,
Here are the requirements to the ranks for the ACBL.
Some people may like to know how they are rated.
To get Masterpoints you must play in club duplicate games, sectional, regionals, or National Tournaments. If you have any questions or do nor understand please feel free to comment and ask them i will be glad to reply with an answer or if i can't answer it i will research it and reply to your question

Masterpoint Ranks

Title Masterpoints Earned***

Rookie Fewer than 5
Junior Master 5
Club Master 20
Sectional Master 50 (5 must be silver)
Regional Master 100 (15 silver, 5 red or gold)
NABC Master 200 (50 pigmented, with at least 5 gold, 15 red or gold and
25 silver)
Life Master 300 (50 silver, 25 gold and 25 red or gold)*
Bronze Life Master 500
Silver Life Master 1000
Gold Life Master 2500
Diamond Life Master 5000
Emerald Life Master 7500
Platinum Life Master 10,000
Grand Life Master 10,000 and see below**

*A member who held no red masterpoints or fraction thereof prior to Jan. 1, 1969, is required to possess at least 50 red and gold masterpoints, of which at least 25 must be gold. Any new member or player in an inactive status for six months or more after Jan. 1, 1999, will be required to earn 50 black points to become a Life Master.

**This is the highest rank in the ACBL. It requires 10,000 masterpoints and one victory in a North American Bridge Championship with no upper masterpoint restriction or an Open Team Trials or its equivalent or a Women’s Team Trials or its equivalent or any of the following WBF events: Bermuda Bowl, Venice Cup, Rosenblum Cup, McConnell Cup, Open Pairs, Women’s Pairs, Olympiad, Women’s Team Olympiad, WBF Senior Pairs event, WBF World Swiss Teams, WBF World Mixed Teams, and WBF Senior Teams.

***Online points count towards rank advancement - however, no more than 1/3 of the requirements for a particular rank may come from online play. For example, to make Club Master requires 20 MPs - a player would need 13.33 (or more) points from face-to-face competition in addition to the 6.67 (or more) earned online - any online points over 6.67 would not count towards earning the rank.